Deadlands Quotes
From Kent Adventure Gaming Society Wiki
Last Session
In Commemoration of our insane Deadlands Campaign and to morn the death of the third or fourth Marshall of coffin rock, here are this session's funniest quotes as noted by 60silver who also will correct my Grammar :)
Ian W: Okay the Blood Henchman goes first unless you would like to interrupt with your Joker, Glenn.
Glenn: I'll pass to interrupt later
Ian W: Okay he charges the girl and *Rolls* ... ah... a double one.
Players: Meaning he hits himself..
Ian W: For...
Glenn: I interrupt to boost his Strength *Rolls* Success
Ian W: He got *rolls* 13, Toughness 7... He downed himself.
"Brice stole my birthright and I intend to make him pray!" - Ian is confused with his NPC's motives
"Do we Roll every time you say Zombie?" - Ed's Fear of the walking undead goes into overdrive
"My Brother, was a Vietnamese Immigrant from Kentucky, he died back in town he had a Drill hole in his skull and his Brain removed"
"Only a bit of his Brain ... He was stealing my ideas!" - Ed
"Well, I'll need to size you up first"
"Sure, you can have my sizes" - Sam tries to flirt with Matthew
"What are Shelly Pearls Turn Ons"
"Oh God!" - Ian wishes for Divine intervention to stop Sam hitting on his NPC's
"Okay, I'm going to use Hunch to find out Shelly's turn ons"
"You Fail and are shaken for 6 rounds" - Sam's Manitou Disagrees with his Motives
"KINKAY" - Ian finally succumbs to some weird voice in his head
"Your not doing this Vision Quest crap are you...?"
"Maybe..." - Andrew and Ian discuss the magic herbs
"You cast Vision Quest to go on a Vision Quest, the herbs make people go on Vision Quests" - Glenn wastes time predicting the herbs future
"You Learn that your brother made Agatha heir to the Mc'Kickass throne"
"He Got Married!" - Sam fails yet another hunch
"I said spread them" - Sam's final words as the two Hucksters Duel each other
"If they minors they'd be minor miners, if they're minor enemies they'd be minor miner minors, if they mine minors they'd be minor minor minor minors, if they happen to be miners they'd be minor minor minor miner miners if they are also minor enemies they'd be minor minor minor minor miner miners. - The campaigns Minor/Miner joke comes to its climax thanks to Ed.
"Why is there some sort of garning noise from the barsement?" - Gareth is reminded never to play a English impeded character again
"The windows blow out, any surviving cultists are killed by flying shards of glass... ah you save coffin rock" - The Campaign suddenly ends after the BBEG duels and is killed in one bullet by Sam controlling Andrew's Character.
