Farscape Quote Book
From Kent Adventure Gaming Society Wiki
"You can stun me with your tongue any time." - Emily gets distracted by Adam, or possibly the other way around.
"I think I saw a hentai..."
"I did, I did see a hentai!" - Emily and Jen degrade the
"I think I'm going to burst into tears." - Craig is distressed by the innuendoes.
"My cranium is degrading." - Craig is further distressed by everything.
"Is the glass bulletproof?"
"Dude, just open the window!" - Craig gets overcomplicated and Roo asserts common sense.
"I just kind of stiffen myself." - Emily has the best way of describing things.
"Am I the only one who's completely naked and unarmed? Fantastic!" - Craig's sarcasm knows no end.
"It's a giant ice cube and the city is our drink on a hot day." - James stretches metaphors.
"How many pulse pistols do we have left? No wait, we've got a giant ice ray! Fuck it, chuck the pulse pistols!" - Roo has a moment of inventory uncertainty.
"Scarren mutherfucker...I pity the fool who-"
"OH GOD PLEASE STOP!" - Adam does impressions but Craig is not impressed.
"Help! Someone tried to sex me to death!" - Craig is not impressed with the seductive NPC.
"I would've stabbed her in the head, not slit her throat. These guys know nothing." - James is unimpressed by enemy assassins.
"I have hacking!" *raises sword* - Adam points out the basic way Luxans hack into everything...
"Must resist urge to tongue him..." - Adam is referring to the Luxan manoeuvre but never mind.
"He might have a Pilot pleasure slave..."
"Is it the pincers, Rodge, or the gills?" - Rodge makes a bad comment and Hugh follows it up.
"Make it seem like you're flirting."
"Flirt flirt..." - Roo offers advice to Jen, who...takes it. Sort of.
"Mister on fire doesn't get a go...because he's on fire." - Hugh remembers basic procedures for NPCs in flames.
"You have DRD kebab on your qualta blade." - Hugh is impressed by Adam's combat prowess.
"He's dead. I killed him. Apparently." - Adam recovers from Luxan hyper-rage, richer by one dead Scarran.
"You've got to go down into the Pilot naughty bits." - Hugh disturbs Jen with technical details.
"You are the Moses of the Farscape world." - Hugh gets creative with a description of the Luxan's movement through a crowd.
"Berate your XO!"
"Berate, berate, berate..." - James tells Adam what to do, but the execution isn't perfect.
"Stop rolling so well! We need plot exposition!" - Craig wants people to stop blowing things up, please.
"You cannot beat me with words." - James does sinister...rather well.
"I'll lie to him."
"Honest to a fault, bitch." - Jen has an idea, but James shamelessly plays the Character Flaw card.
"The scaptain carren...I mean the Scarren Captain..." - Hugh gets mixed up.
"Stop roleplaying!" - Jen has apparently had enough...
"Fuck you Skywalker! We don't need the Force, we've got Matti!" - Roo praised the exploits of another character while getting her fandoms confused.
"Scarrens are really just violent hippies." - Hugh gets technical with his sociological parallels.
