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Vampire the Requiem

"The water around your ankles is very murky and damp!" - John

"We have a naked man on the bed to deal with first." - Dave

"What's wrong?" - Evan

"He's a monster!" - John

"No, he's not. He's just a homosexual, they're not that bad." - Tim

"Why don't they invent a stake gun?" - Tim

"Like a crossbow?" - Dave

"I will deal him a swish punishment" - John

"Don't you mean swift?" - Dave

"I have style" - John

Wraith: the Great War

"Hey, if this is the middle east then you get to heckle!" - Adam

"Don't you mean haggle?" - Simon

"He meets you in the morgue" - John

"So over here thats a brothel then?" - Simon

"She has a hole in her stomach" - John

"Well, every hole is a goal" - Nathan

"Steal their clothes!" - Christian

"Don't they have blood on them?" - Simon

"Of course, there guards!" - Rob. Jr

"We are zombies" - Nathan

"Brains!" - Rob

"Bloodly hell, were Chavs" - Adam

"If nothing happens, I'll cut off your head" - Rob. Jr

"Why don't I cut off yours?" - Adam

"Because I have the sword" - Rob. Jr

Slight Pause*

"Good point" - Adam