Promethean quotebook
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Session One
'I go talk to one of the dobermen', 'I kick it in the head', 'I give one of them a cuddle' - Louise kicks the dog then pets the dog in rapid succession, causing the first humanity check of the game
'So your first actions after waking up are looting a corpse and torturing a dog?' 'And when it dies I'm going to skin it and wear it as a coat' - Sam is disgusted at Louise's actions, so Louise ups the ante
'Hello madame, could you tell me more about this concept called death?' - Rodge chastises a prostitute
'There was this woman in this apartment and she slap me and I slap her and she died' - Rodge's character doesn't know his own strength
'Do I sense anything strange off them?' 'Yes' 'Oh, they must be New Yorkers!'- Rodge thinks all people with souls are from New York
'You find the file for a 12 year old that died from choking on an anchovy' - Andrew's search for patient notes is unsuccessful
'There should be a fear table for that' 'What, for flashing?' - Louise suggests some new fear tables
'More morality checks all round' 'Its called RECYCLING' - Rodge finds a use for post-consumer human
'I offer you a [dog] leg, its just a bone now' 'I offer you a human leg' 'We trade' - Louise and Rodge barter for strange meats
'You appear to be missing something' 'You appear to not be a New Yorker' - the New Yorkers having souls becomes a running joke
'As I have travelled far and wide you may call me Ulysses' 'You have a point but I prefer non-New Yorker' - Andrew's character has no name
'Look! Breakfast!' - Ross spots a rat
'Its all very simple' 'Ethics 101' - Rodge gets a lesson in ethics from Ross
'I put it back on the fire' 'Wasn't quite done yet' - Because re-deceased zombies are at the top of everyone's culinary list
'You! What are you doing? DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!' - Louise attempts to intimidate a ghost out of the afterlife
'I give him a kick and just help him along, I do one bashing damage' 'He's going to need an orthopedic toilet in the afterlife' - Louise decides she hasn't damaged the poor man enough
Corpse investigations:
Andrew: Zombie infected with the T-virus
Glenn: Cyborg from the future
'I try and converse with the mannequin' - Andrew decides to go completely insane
'You get a whack on the head; you hear the Windows reset sound' - Andrew is forcefully rebooted
Session Two
'It was a T-virus cyborg from the near distant future past' - Louise sums up Glenn and Andrew's investigations
'Is there an upper limit to the amount of electricity we can meld with?' 'No' 'Then we can go around with massive lightning rods on our heads?' - Rodge suggests a new fashion statement for Prometheans
'Nom) Is there a problem officer?' - Rodge greets a police officer whilst eating human
'I take the condom for later use, it can be used as a balloon...' '...To amuse small children' - Rodge needs to take a humanity check out of game
'You hear a scuffle. Do you want to head towards it?' 'Yeah, why not? It can only be fun' 'I foresee many humanity checks' - Louise has no faith in Glenn's restraint
'It might be a cerebrally engaged harpy' - Rodge suggests distracting a harpy with a riddle
'Oh, there it was; it's right on the screen ... maybe its not on there, dammit' - Sam fails his search roll to find durabilities
'Its not a football you're throwing' 'Yes it is, just a really large one' - Sam and Louise discuss the aerodynamics of a corpse
'Come on, my homies' - Rodge's Transylvanian accent could not feel more out of place
'So the substation blows up. Do any SWAT get diverted to there? 'No, an electrician; the contractors won't be there for a week. Apparently someone went around the office with a pen poking people's eyes out' - Sam goes into some disturbing detail about what happens to a substation Glenn and Louise overloaded.
'It's a giant, fuck-off helicopter with a big light on it' 'I can take that out; I've got pistols' - Rodge is a little overconfident
'2 successes, next guy 3 successes, next guy 2 successes' 'So you got 7 successes on 39 dice?' - Sam has terrible dice luck
'So its a chance die to find a hole in a chain link fence...' - Louise has no dots in investigation
'I now have a condom full of gravel that I can use as a weapon' 'Do they have to roll for a suprise attack if you intimidate someone with it?' 'I wouldn't suggest taking it off and using it' 'When it bursts does it work like a shotgun' - More condom related madness
'Can we take a train to New York?' 'As in steal?' 'Yes!' - because doing things the easy way would be boring
'What's the train carrying?' 'Hobos' 'Look! We have food!' - Rodge needs to make another humanity check
'You've got it going forwards; you don't know where you're going, but you're moving' - The crazy train begins
'He should have let go of the dead man's switch by now' 'He's not dead yet' - Rodge arouses suspicions about the train hijacking
'The second one is simply a 1920s jazz carriage with a party going one' - Sam's definition of simple differs from most people's
'(Opens window) HAHA eat sunlight!... Oh!' - Rodge's attempt to deal with some vampires is scuppered by the sun being on the other side of the planet
'You have a strange urge to go ahead alone in skimpy clothing' 'I slowly take my trousers off' - Sam tries to get Louise's character ready for tentacle rape
Session Three
'One small leap for vampire, one pile of ash for vampire kind' - The discussion pertaining to Vampires IN SPACE comes to a climax
'Does anyone know how to speak Russian?' 'You just talk to them in an authoritative manner' - No-one took the language merit
'It smells like a human, but from a galaxy far far away' - Louise eats Han Solo's leg in the restaurant at the end of the universe
'I set a course for New York' - Louise fails at train navigation
'How many universes does it take to get to New York?' - Apparently we found Doc Brown's second train
'So we have a circus and a bunch of hobos backing us up' - Taking over 1980s China is hard
'He does 99 damage' 'I'm dead' 'He breathes new life into you before disappearing' - Louise finds Chuck Norris and tries to get him to take over China
'I think they'd be able to give you something better than Mr Muscle' - Rodge tries to persuade the hobos to take over China
'Ok, so your hobo party is going to the amusement park' - The group hopes Li Xiannian is into rides
We're not trying to become the overlords of China, we're trying to make the hobos the overlords of China' - Rodge sets the record straight
'I can't be dead, I'm scared of dead things' 'I'm not undead, I'm dead... I mean alive' -A skeleton still thinks he's alive
'Do we get any loot off our corpses?' - Rodge loots the bodies that were raided for his parts
'One of them was buried in a string bikini for some reason' - Sam really needs to stop with the overly specific and disturbing details
'Rest well, my spleen' - Rodge re-buries 'his' corpse
'I think the hobos founded their own empire' 'The lifeforms that evolved from the train's hobos' - We wonder what had happened to the hobos on the train
Session Four
'Biggles does Dallas - A homoerotic romp across 1930's America' - Part of a cult's reading list
'Are you calling me a carpet muncher' 'Well if the boot fits and I'm sure you wear them'
'I hide in the closet' 'I present him with homoerotic literature' - Glenn hides while robbing babies of their firearms
