Star Wars 2009 Quote Book
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Session One
"Statement: Greetings, fleshy Wookie meatbag. Observation: My Trandoshan friend seems to not like you. If I was him and I indeed did want to harm you, I would attempt swift and precise decapitation" - Andrew being antisocial as normal and somehow not starting a bar fight.
"I go into the toilet cubical"
"Why? You're a droid"
"I'm hoping Rodge can lure the Wookie in here"
"A human, in the corner of the room feels very uncomfortable and leaves quickly without washing his hands"
"...Okay I follow him out" - Craig and Andrew Discuss.
"Well I want to go out, for the evening"
"Well I don't need to recharge for another 8 hours"
"So what are you two doing while the rest of the party sleeps"
"Okay I'm gonna go lessen the unemployment problem."
"How?"
"Find a dark alley in the middle of nowhere with some homeless people and kill them. You in droid?"- Rodge utters the phrase to Craig and Andrew that spawns the tone of the eviler side of the party for sessions to come.
"You've just murdered two homeless guys and you want to eat their hearts! " - Craig becomes distressed at the shamanistic ways of Rodge's character
"Well I guess you're doing nothing"
"What about that guy; he's got some red stuff all over him and all around his mouth"
"Must be ketchup. Yeah that's it" - Craig Glitches his logic check after Rodge bluffs his way outta the Alley.
"You sense a disturbance in the force, as if several innocent lives have been snuffed out" - Craig tries to get Glenn's character to do something during Rodge and Andy's massacre.
"A rifle bolt hits the wall behind you" - Andrew needs to learn to knock before hacking and forcing his way into Rob's Hotel Suite
" The Hotel manager can hear heavy footsteps and Mechanical components moving behind him"
"Drat with the cloak still on I get in the elevator and head to the first floor"
"The Doors open and you see the Hotel Manager with his arms across the elevator doors waving them around trying to stop anyone leaving, he is red and out of breath having run down two flights of stairs"
"Okay, I press the button to go back up"- Andrew tries to avoid the Hotel Manager after hacking his computer systems and breaking his hotel suites
"Okay I want to buy some action figures"
"What?"
"Like toys you know"
"Okay you get the Good Guy Rebellion action Figure set with Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and er... "
"No droids, nobody likes C3PO or R2D2"
"...Lando" -Craig gets the most random request from Rodge.
"Okay, I aim my pistol... and shoot him in the head" - Rob disagrees with the manager over doubling his room price.
"Yes Sir, Fleshy Meatbag Sir" - Andrew doesn't get the finer points of infiltration.
Session Two
Coming soon
Session Three
Session Four
"Don't do that again, meatbag, Don't you dare go touching things!"
"Clearly He's Gone insane" - Louise Stating the Obvious
"Does he have to check to blow up the ship" "...Yes" - Craig is feeling evil
"Mind Trick someone to fall of Nar Shadda" - Glenn is unable to fulfil his Dark side urges in character so Louise kills a depressed hobbo
"It Doesn't smell like coffee." - Louise is suspicious as Andrew's personality infects the drink dispensing machine
"Why will I buy the rifle?"
"Cause the Jedi told you too"
"But she did the stupid hand movement thing"
"What about this hand movement"
"Ow"
"Take a point of Stun" - Rodge hits Rob after Louise fails a mind trick
"The Vending Machine is flying the ship" - Confusion occurs as the pilot is preoccupied
"Don't touch me again" - Andrew has insecurity issues
"Everyone roll a dice"
"Crap a one"
"You hear an explosion"
"I look out the window"
"Your room has been disintegrated"
"You blew up the ship"
"No, just your room Glenn!" - Craig continues his evil streak
"Can I shoot my harness?" - Rob tries the stupid way of getting out of his seat, injuring Rodge.
"Throw your other arm at her" - Glenn suggests trying to knock Louise into unconsciousness after Andrew throws his broken arm at her to fix.
"Your lightsaber flies out of your hand towards Louise, roll agility... and embeds itself in the wall you still have a simple action"
"I force pull my lightsaber back to me"
"Louise make another Agility check..." - Glenn injures his team-mates more than the enemy
"You fire the stun grenade into the lift at point blank range, everyone except the droid falls unconscious"
"hehe" - Andrew needs to roll willpower
"You hear knocking on the other side of the lift door"
"Lightsaber... Stab." - Glenn's unique way of greeting guests
"Call him Steve, he looks like a Steve" - Glenn is renamed after complaining at Craig spelling his name Correctly.
"Who's Glenn, and why did I write Stone" - Craig does indeed spell Steve's name wrong
"You're all going to die"
"Ahem"
"You're all going to die - Except him" - Craig forgets that droids don't need oxygen.
